• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via leshommesetlesfemmes)

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

(Source: ghostruto, via tyleroakley)

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(via officialhorse)

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

(Source: sorry, via fake-mermaid)

nickelbackthatassup:

damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up

(via officialhorse)

skyeribbon:

Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure

skyeribbon:

Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure

(via leshommesetlesfemmes)

automatically:

going to a buffet like

image

(via leshommesetlesfemmes)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via officialhorse)